PSEUDOSUNJAY.COM // DOSSIER ACCESS TERMINAL // NODE: IAD1 AUTH: GRANTED // CLEARANCE: PUBLIC
// Personnel Dossier — Open Source Intelligence
Sunjay Kelkar
@pseudosunjay  //  DESIGNATION: SK-ALFA
Threat Level:  █ █ ██ █  ELEVATED (CAFFEINATED)
FILE: 1989-SK-ALFA
REV: 07
STATUS: ACTIVE
DIST: UNRESTRICTED
Clearance: Public
Auth: Granted
Security professional, serial generalist, and the kind of person whose job title has changed enough times that pseudosunjay started to make more sense than any single label. The name had always been a moving target anyway.
Subject Profile
Designation
Senior Security Professional
Specialties
Vulnerability Management · Penetration Testing · Security Program Leadership
Industries
Healthcare · Big Tech · Legal · Government Technology
Experience
~30 years (see: operational longevity, remarkable)
Known Covers
IT Help Desk · Network Admin · Web Designer · Equipment Sales · Security Consultant · Project Manager · Technical Program Manager · Senior Product Owner
Current Op
Senior Product Owner / Product Manager · Enterprise and SMB CyberSecurity
Consulting
Technical · Security · Technical Writing
Prior Cover
████████████████████████████ (click to decrypt)
Home Base
Classified · Pacific Standard Timezone Adjacent
Logged Activities & Interests
Intelligence confirms active engagement across the following domains. Curiosity quotient: dangerously high.
// Professional Domain
Vulnerability Management Penetration Testing Security Architecture AI/ML Applications Automation & Scripting SAFe / Agile Consulting Practice
// Recreational Domain
Sci-Fi & Fantasy LitRPG Non-Fiction TTRPGs Board Games Music Writing & Essays Cats (plural)
// Community Domain
Maharashtrian Cultural Org Community Writing Non-Profit Publication
Active Operations — Field Notes
Active and ongoing operations. Classified annexes available upon request (they are not).
OPS // ALPHA-01
VulnPulse ● Deployed // Iterating
Healthcare CVE Dashboard  ·  Node.js  ·  Deployed: Railway
OPS // ALPHA-02
pseudosunjay.com ● You Are Here
Personal Landing Page  ·  Static HTML/CSS  ·  Hosted: Dreamhost
// Additional operations in development. Classification pending. //
Networks & Channels
Primary
DIRECT
LinkedIn
PROFESSIONAL
GitHub
CODE REPO
Instagram
VISUAL LOG
Discord
kaine357
ASYNC CHAT
Response latency varies. Subject known to deep-dive rabbit holes on no notice. Best contact window: asynchronous. Email preferred for anything substantive. Carrier pigeon not yet operational.
// Note: Handle @sdkkds predates current alias. Legacy identifier. Retained for continuity.